Mudcat Café message #3836259 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3836259
Posted By: Ed T
02-Feb-17 - 09:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
"Anyway, a bunch of penguins were living in a ceramic bowl of cold spaghetti noodles. There was no tomato sauce because it didn't exist yet, but that was okay. As the spaghetti was cold, moisture condensed upon it. This kept the spaghetti from sticking, or from sticking to the penguins, or the bowl. It also kept the penguins from sticking to the bowl, and from sticking to each other.
As I mentioned, tomato sauce did not exist yet. You should realize since this was a beginning, the moisture didn't either. Neither did the bowl. I think you can guess about the penguins. How could there be penguins if nothing existed yet?" 
― David S. Atkinson