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Thread #159235   Message #3836032
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
31-Jan-17 - 11:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Dear Mr. Amos,

Please be advised that Rapparee was not made Emperor by "appointment". An appointment is what one makes to see a doctor about a painful, burning sensation while urinating. Rapparee's elevation to Emperor was an act of divine Providence. And if you've ever met Providence, I'm sure you'll agree she is quite divine. She's probably the reason why Rapparee had to make the appointment to have that painful, burning sensation checked out.

Imperial Ignoramus
His Mark