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Thread #159235   Message #3832706
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
15-Jan-17 - 05:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
The Imperial Ignoramus doth hereby petition Emperor Rapparee to change the mark (*) assigned to the Imperial Torturer Etc. to something more reflective of her position.

How are miscreants expected to take seriously the ministrations of a torturer whose mark is a picture of the south end of a northbound cat?

Perhaps something like () to indicate the twisting and dislocation of body parts one will endure while under the Imperial Torturer's care? Or maybe a simple ()?