Mudcat Café message #3814340 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3814340
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Oct-16 - 08:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We find that the ideas have great merit and should be implemented as soon as possible. We suggest a ramp made of soapstone or other materials up which the subjects could run before sliding back into communion with the sharks. Perhaps what We understand are called "bungee cords" might also be amusing, but We would not want to torture the poor sharks too much by pulling their repast away.

We also understand that there are fish which are called "garra rufa" or "doctor fish" which are used for pedicures. Perhaps these might be hybridized by a cross with Pygocentrus nattereri, et al. to create a new fish We have named the "Nibbler." We would like Our Imperial Game Warden to begin this work immediately.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                       His mark