Mudcat Café message #3812001 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56732   Message #3812001
Posted By: Georgiansilver
30-Sep-16 - 05:21 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat Poetry Corner
Subject: RE: Mudcat Poetry Corner
Mrs Brown had a wayward parrot, A pretty you thing called Flo.
Who was always swearing and talking, with sexual innuendo.
Mrs Brown went to tea with the Pastor, one Sunday evening last year.
Where she saw his old parrot praying, and it gave her a clever idea.
She asked the Pastor at teatime,''Can I borrow your old parrot, Rex'.
To try to influence my parrot Flo, who talks of nothing but sex!''
She took Rex home the same evening, he prayed all the way in the car.
She was so impressed with the old bird, whose manners outshone Flos' by far.
But when she put him in Flos' cage, she realised get greatest fears.
Flo said ''Do you want some Rex'' Rex replied ''I've been praying for this for years!!''