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Thread #159235   Message #3809119
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Sep-16 - 10:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Most excellent job, Royal Ignorer. We heartily commend and condemn you for it!

'Tis true, We are back on Our feet after suffering a coup de Jarnac whilst defending this, Our realm. Nay, We cannot yet skip and gambol like a baby goat in Springtime, but We are able to mount stairs and, if need arise, Our Imperial Warhorse while wearing Our Imperial armor or armour, as the case may be.

Soon you will again be able to contribute to Our welfare another ten percentum of all you possess, and We know that this will be done with a willing and generous hearts. Those heartless who do not wish to contribute will, indeed, remain truly heartless throughout Our Imperial Eternity.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                 His Mark