Mudcat Café message #3805257 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3805257
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Aug-16 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We have never had any intention of naming Bee-Dubya-Ell to the post of "Royal Ignoramus." Such an action would demean Ourself! Therefore, We name Bee-Dubya-Ell, at his request, to the position of Royal Ignorer, and We further endow him with the title of Imperial Ignoramus. The latter is far more in keeping with Our dignity than a simple "Royal." When acting as Royal Ignorer We permit him to use the mark of {ri} and when acting as Imperial Ignoramus to use the mark [II]. The first is pronounced "rye" and the second "eye-eye." The appropriate brackets must also be used, as no documents he might utter are will be official without them.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex         (r)      His Alternate Mark