Mudcat Café message #3804394 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3804394
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Aug-16 - 10:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Dear gnu, We assume you are referring to ammunition such as this. We assure you that We have in Our armories the very reality of that picture, a full box of fifty rounds. We suggest that you either eat your heart out or come visit Our mountain chalet, for if you do We will graciously and magnanimously allow you to shoot these bullets. We will allow you to use a rifle from your youth, misspent though it was. Your tears of gratitude and nostalgia would be Our only reward.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex                    His mark