Mudcat Café message #3787152 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159749   Message #3787152
Posted By: Steve Shaw
25-Apr-16 - 08:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Grammar Police/Pedant alert
Subject: RE: BS: Grammar Police/Pedant alert
Farmer to sheepdog: Did you round up the sheep?

Sheepdog: Yes.

Farmer: So how many were there?

Sheepdog: Forty.

Farmer: But there were only thirty-eight this morning!

Sheepdog: But you told me to round them up!