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Thread #159235   Message #3783081
Posted By: gnu
03-Apr-16 - 12:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
I have failed. I only was able to get a few shots off from long range with my Red Rider BB Gun but it was windy and Trompe's hair was like a ninja. However, there is a petition to allow guns at his rallies (it's true; look it up). If this petition flies in the face of all common sense, I shall be able to get closer and the only windage that will be a factor is his own.

At Our service, I remain,

Our Imperial Game Warden, Our Chief Imperial Enforcer and Bouncer, g (my mark).