Mudcat Café message #3780944 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3780944
Posted By: gnu
24-Mar-16 - 07:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
I have concluded recent covert operations required on a timely basis. None will be apprised except to say success was achieved. This bulletin is issued only to say The Emperor's safety is safe and all may rest assured that the threats have been... removed.

Oh! And I got the laundry done, the floors vacuumed, swept, mopped... dishes are clean... the regular stuff. Gotta keep the Empire neat and tidy, eh? Well, there still is a nasty red stain in the library but I am sure some elbow grease will take care of that before the investigation.

I remain, loyally and faithfully,

g