Mudcat Café message #3778065 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3778065
Posted By: gnu
11-Mar-16 - 01:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
As Chief of Our Imperial Enforcers and Bouncers, I am sad to report that a scurrilous rogue of a Highwayman has been robbing Our Gentry of their valuables. One of our surveillance drones has captured video of this heinous villain at work and I submit it herewith.

If it pleases You, Emp, I should take great pleasure in terminating him with extreme prejudice.

I await your approval.

Our Imperial Game Warden, Our Chief Imperial Enforcer and Bouncer, g (my mark*).

* I get to have a mark, right? I mean, without a mark, seems kinda unofficial, eh?