Mudcat Café message #3775611 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3775611
Posted By: gnu
28-Feb-16 - 05:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Thank you, your Majesty. I have entered into talks with Troy but I doubt we can compete with Cabelas and Bass Pro Shops. The next order of business shall be the repeal of the times of legal hunting being designated as time of day. We shall return to the definition of hunting at night as being "Illegal to hunt with the aid of a light." I am confident this change will not increase the number of animals shot in the extremities of the front legs*.

* If you don't understand that, look up on a sunny day without a wide-brimmed hat or peaked cap.

Your esteemed Emperor and guest are invited to dine up country at the camp anytime. BYOB and reservations are required. Hey... it ain't a hotel, eh?