Mudcat Café message #3773902 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3773902
Posted By: JennieG
20-Feb-16 - 12:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We will shortly be taking bookings for a tour of the Imperial Dungeons, with the proceeds going straight into the Imperial Coffers (not coffins, you ignorant peasants/pedants) in order to further His Imperial Goodness Gracious Rapparee's munificence to his subjects.

We can guarantee an ear-splittingly finger-wrenchingly good time!

BYO banjo optional. For those who don't have access to such an Instrument of the Gods, some will be available for hire at a modest cost. We won't be asking an arm and a leg.

To book, please reply to OurImperialTorturer@thecastle.org. Please have credit/debit/Christmas card details ready.