Mudcat Café message #3689847 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #156523   Message #3689847
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
25-Feb-15 - 07:02 PM
Thread Name: I need some honest advice
Subject: RE: I need some honest advice
EYIIIEEE.....where to begin....your presentation is awful.

1. Cut the hair (dead hippies are dead)
2. Toss the beanie cap (let your bald spot shine)
3. Lose 30 pounds (no-one can accurately access the strings over that large a gut)
4. Stop affecting the "up tone" at the end of phrases (UK lost the world, Tremeber?)


The times "they were a changing" unfortuately, you never listened .... IMHO - most pub folk prefer the "sounds of silence" and calmly listening for next clue in "a dangling conversation" sure beats the beats you have to offer.