Mudcat Café message #3677963 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82053   Message #3677963
Posted By: GUEST
18-Nov-14 - 12:15 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket
Subject: RE: Folklore: Where's your money? In my pocket
This was ours:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Just a little teddy bear.
What do you want?
Just a beer.
Where's your money?
In my pocket.
Where's your pocket?
In my pants.
Where's your pants?
In my closet.
Where's your closet?
In my house.
Where's your house?
Around the corner.
What's your number?
CUCUMBER!