Mudcat Café message #3664010 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #312   Message #3664010
Posted By: GUEST
27-Sep-14 - 01:00 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Roaches and Bedbugs?
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Roaches and Bedbugs?
When I was in Chicago
When I was on the bum
They wouldn't sell me whisky and they wouldn't sell me rum
They put me in the county jail and there upon the wall
The cooties and the bedbugs were having a game of ball.

The score was nineteen twenty
The cooties were ahead
The bedbugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed

They took me down for breakfast
In that old county jail
The tea was made of tobacco juice
The toast was hard and stale

That's all I can remember... anyone know the rest?