Mudcat Café message #3656899 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115045   Message #3656899
Posted By: GUEST
04-Sep-14 - 07:27 AM
Thread Name: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
Wow! Can't believe there are so many posts - and versions!

Not last night but the night before,
three bad men came knocking at my door.
Went downstairs to let 'em in,
hit me over the head with a rollin' pin,
rollin' pin was made of brass,
fell down backswards and broke my a*se.

Went upstairs to go to bed,
bucket of sh*t fell on my head.
Went downstairs to get a drink,
tripped on the stove and burnt my di*k.
Went outside to cool it off,
and blo*dy b*stards blew it off!

Haha, I haven't recited that in about 40 years!!