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Thread #152764   Message #3585630
Posted By: GUEST,Firecat's Fat Flying Fiend In Furs
20-Dec-13 - 08:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Imprisonment does not become me. As for those elves who did it, I shall ensure that they are dealt with in an appropriate manner.

As part of your Christmas present, you may decide: 1. Drawing and Quartering, 2. Boiling alive (in memory of ol' King Henry, 3. Being slowly sawed in half with a wooden saw, or 4. Being made to accurately translate the entire "Aenid" from Latin to Greek to Aramaic. You may chose, my dear.