Mudcat Café message #3583348 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152764   Message #3583348
Posted By: GUEST,Firecat's Flying Fatso
11-Dec-13 - 03:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
So, your gift might be a little late. I was feeding the elves to the reindeer when I was taken up by an officer of the law. It appears that there is some law about feeding elves to reindeer -- it causes tooth decay or root rot or black tongue or something -- and I have spent the last few days in durance vile. This has put me behind time, but I managed to go free when I reminded the judge that I had a "naughty and nice" list and he was on it and that I **could** give it over to the press. How quickly can YOU say, "Case dismissed"?