Mudcat Café message #3582472 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152764   Message #3582472
Posted By: GUEST,Barb'ry's Sneaky Bearded Santa
07-Dec-13 - 09:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Dr. Barbara,

Did you think I'd forgotten you this year? Absolutely not! Wire reports (lists are so old school - Santa uses now) indicate that you were a very good girl.

The elves have assembled a streamlined parcel-like-object to slip into the bag on the sleigh. Assuming your rooftop is suitable for landing, said-parcel will be delivered via reindeer. If our satellite GPS and Google Earth search indicates loose tiles or bumpy thatch, we will engage the services of a parcel delivery partner.

Yours cordially,