Mudcat Café message #3578935 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152764   Message #3578935
Posted By: Firecat
25-Nov-13 - 06:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
I'm always good!

Not to cast aspersions, but did you know that even though the reindeer claim to be boys, they're actually girls? Boy reindeers don't have antlers at this time of year.

The elves are probably jealous of my height. As my husband says, they're failed jockeys.

Are you sure they're not just trying to get me in trouble?

*polishes halo*