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Thread #152764   Message #3577470
Posted By: GUEST,Billybob's brilliantly bubbly Santa
20-Nov-13 - 02:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
Hello there young lady - I guess you've been waiting for me a while. The elves messed up my computer and it has been in the shop for a few days. Anywho, it's back now and the elves have been put on double duties to make up for their mischief and to make sure that there will be a bagful of goodies heading east.

Now, do you wear earrings? Danglies or studs is the next question. We need the answer to make the right selection - Mrs Claus has way too many of the things and can quite easily donate a pair for such a worthy cause.

By the way, we do know that you have been exceptionally good this year so there will be no chance of coal turning up in your bag this time.

I've got to go now, lots still to do.