Mudcat Café message #3498300 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #150192   Message #3498300
Posted By: Bill D
03-Apr-13 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
Move farther away-- like this:

An old woman telephoned to the police complaining that small boys were bathing naked in a river across from her house. An officer was sent to tell them to move farther down the river.

A bit later she called up again: " I was out on my porch, and I can still see them!" Once more a policeman went forth to tell then to move WAY up stream.

Half an hour later, the police station phone rang again: "If go up to my attic window and lean out a bit, I can still see them," woman said, "through my field glasses."