Mudcat Café message #3495052 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849   Message #3495052
Posted By: John MacKenzie
26-Mar-13 - 09:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Someone asked me, "Now that you're retired, do you still have a job?"
I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it.