Mudcat Café message #3486843 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849   Message #3486843
Posted By: Peter K (Fionn)
05-Mar-13 - 09:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Courtesy of Ken Dodd:

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

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Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.
So why come to see me?
Well I was passing and I saw a light...

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This lass was a bit on the thin side. In fact she swallowed a boiled egg once, and four lads left the village.