Mudcat Café message #3482129 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849   Message #3482129
Posted By: Mrrzy
21-Feb-13 - 02:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
OK, these might be better in a limericks thread, but they made me laugh out loud, and the first one is actually a TRIPLE pun.

Title: Ask No Quarter
A fellow there was, name of Porter
Whose wife was blown up by a mortar.
His nephews and nieces
Helped pick up the pieces
So he gave each small helper a quarter.

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A lady from Budapest, Florrie
Went out in a small boat with Cory.
When he got in her drawers
As she pulled on the oars
He said it was all hunky-dory.

This one I also liked, but it isn't punny:

A condom designer named Newsome
Invented one really quite gruesome.
It was strangely confused
For 'twas meant to be used
By three people instead of a twosome.