Mudcat Café message #3468588 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #149122   Message #3468588
Posted By: Little Hawk
19-Jan-13 - 12:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: How do you sneeze?
Subject: BS: How do you sneeze?
Is your sneeze sudden and explosive, like a hidden bomb going off? Or does it signal its approach with some preliminary sniffs and contortions so that others can prepare for it? Is it subtle and ladylike when it arrives? Or does it tear siding off houses and cause small animals to suffer cardiac arrest? Do you sneeze only once? Or must you sneeze 2, 3, 4, or even more times before you have cleared the nasal passages of whatever irritant was troubling them? What is the largest number of consecutive sneezes you have ever done? Have you ever sneezed in the middle of a musical performance, specially when at the microphone? Why doesn't James Bond ever sneeze when he's steathily creeping up on the bad guys?

Discuss.