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Thread #148849   Message #3468062
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
18-Jan-13 - 09:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
"Wheelchair"

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's
office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a
wheelchair into the room. As she went to the
receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone
and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk
with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's
lap and walked over to the wheelchair.

Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know
how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the
stroller too."

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"Polite Patient"

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult
assignment of giving immunization shots to
children.

One day, I entered the examining room to give
four-year-old Lizzie her needle.

"No, no, no!" she screamed.

"Lizzie," scolded her mother, "that's not polite
behavior."

With that, the girl yelled even louder, "No, thank
you! No, thank you!"