Mudcat Café message #3462739 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148927   Message #3462739
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
07-Jan-13 - 01:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: I Love Clams
Subject: RE: BS: I Love Clams
Hmmmm Ed T.

Perhaps you can look at it in terms of its relative penis-ness. It looks more lake a penis than any other mollusc I can think of. More so than a snail or a squid or a scallop. The geoduck looks more phallic than any "phallic symbol" I can think of as well such as the Eiffel Tower, or the Washington Monument, or Some guitars..

So if your question is "Does my penis look exactly like that?" The answer would be "No."

But if your question is "Does that look more like my penis than most other things?" Then I would say a resounding "Yes!!"