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Thread #148849   Message #3460002
Posted By: MGM·Lion
01-Jan-13 - 12:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
When I was two, my favourite joke was my Uncle Alf's ~~

Do you know the difference between an apple and an elephant?


Well then, I wouldn't send you out to buy a pound of apples You might come back with a pound of elephants.

I am not sure I quite got the point; but I was tickled to death by the concept of a pound of elephants.