Mudcat Café message #3387852 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #3387852
Posted By: GUEST,Huck
09-Aug-12 - 12:42 AM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
I can't believe nobody posted this one yet:

"Folks who write on bathroom walls
Roll their turds in little balls.

Then those who read their words of wit,
Eat the little balls of sh*t."

This one's a lot rarer, and incomplete:

"Slippery slimy Sue,
upon whose legs green fungus grew.
Before I'd climb her scabby thighs,
and suck her festering tits,
I'd drink a gallon of vulture vomit
and die of the drizzling sh*ts."

I had a grade school friend who could rattle
off verse after verse of "Slippery Slimy Sue",
but years later he was killed in VietNam. I've
wished since then I had written it all down.
R.I.P. Cpl Mike McCarty!