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Thread #41824   Message #3373050
Posted By: GUEST,guest
06-Jul-12 - 08:27 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
We three kings of Orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter blowing his tooter
Following yonder star

Oh star of wonder, star of light
Stuff your pants with dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go
All the way to Mexico


Version 1

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated on the grass
The angel of the Lord came down
And fell on her big a***

Version 2

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
And switched to BBC

Elvis Presley
Girls are sexy
Back of the bus
Drinking pepsi
Had a baby
Called it Daisy
Had a twin
Called it Tim.

First person: I am the greatest!
Everyone else: Not in the latest!
                Under! Over!
                Pepsi! Cola!
                Kill the boys!

(originally it was 'kick the boys.')

'When Susie was' - one of my favourites

When Susie was a baby,
A baby Susie was
She went like this -
Waaa! Waaa! Waaa!

When Susie was a toddler
A toddler Susie was
She went like this -
Scribble, scribble, scribble

When Susie was a schoolgirl
A schoolgirl Susie was
She went like this -
Miss! Miss! I can't do this
I got my knickers in a great big twist!

When Susie was a teenager
A teenager she was
She went like this -
Oo! Aah! I lost my bra
I left my knickers in my boyfriend's car!

When Susie was a mother
A mother Susie was
She went like this -
Boys! Boys! Stop that noise!

When Susie was a grandma
A grandmother she was
She went like this -
Knit, knit, knit, knit

When Susie was great grandma
A great grandma she was
She went like this -
Rock, rock, rock, rock

When Susie was a pile of bones
A pile of bones she was
She went like this -
Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle

When Susie was a ghost
A ghost Susie was
She went like this -
Woooh! Woooh! Woooh!

When Susie was a goblin
A goblin Susie was
She went like this -
*crafty snicker*

When Susie was no more
No more Susie was
She went like this -