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Posted By: Donuel
14-Dec-11 - 10:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story...
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story...
If Hitler was a stoner he would probably still be a mean and ultra paranoid dude, but he might forget to act on it. The fact is that he had acquired a crystal meth habit for some time prior to gettin blown up by von Staffenberg, Hitler was a hyper paranoid nervous speed freak in charge of the Russian front. The doctor made himself indispensible to Adolf with his ever ready injection of speed. We all heard that speed kills while gettin stoned will lead to probably missing a great event.



So if you ever go back in time,
don't try to kill Hitler directly, instead eliminate or replace the doctor and fill the syringes with liquid THC instead of speed. Also tell the proganda minister of the discovery that medieval Germans had a round table of leaders in which they smoked a German weed in Meershaum pipes. Recommend the practice to current leaders so they can experience the same magic of their ancestors with what had been called Saxon skunk weed. After a couple months, "discover" the ancient German magic Mushrooms of the the King.