Mudcat Café message #3138824 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #132524   Message #3138824
Posted By: gnu
20-Apr-11 - 06:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: NHL 2010 - 11
Subject: RE: BS: NHL 2010 - 11
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.
> Peter. He told
> them that before they
> could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter
> represented.
>
> The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday
> where they have a
> big feast and we give
> thanks and eat turkey."
>
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.
>
> The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we
> celebrate Jesus's birth
> and exchange gifts."
>
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in
> either.
>
> The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter
> was, and St.Peter
> said, "So, tell me."
>
> She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
> with the Jewish
> festival of Passover. Jesus
> was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was
> betrayed by
> Judas, and the Romans
> arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and
> eventually he died.
> Then they buried him
> in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..... "
>
> St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
>
> Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll
> away the boulder
> and Jesus comes out.
> If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
>
> St. Peter fainted.