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Thread #115045   Message #3118040
Posted By: GUEST,Christie
21-Mar-11 - 04:24 AM
Thread Name: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
Subject: RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme
My Grandfather for years was noted for his quirky little stories and ryhmes and i remember him saying this version

It was not last night but the night before
2 Tom cats came knocking at my door,
i went downstairs to let them in and they knocked me over with a rolling pin.

The Rolling pin was made of brass, so i turned around and kicked their arse