Mudcat Café message #3096449 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #132524   Message #3096449
Posted By: gnu
16-Feb-11 - 09:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: NHL 2010 - 11
Subject: RE: BS: NHL 2010 - 11
The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the   Stanley Cup playoffs ?

A. The   Toronto Maple Leafs


Q. What do the Maple Leafs   and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Toronto Maple Leaf out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal net .


Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a   Stanley Cup   ring?

A. Real Old


Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a   Stanley Cup ?

A. Nobody remembers.



Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!