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Thread #76352   Message #3063707
Posted By: GUEST,Earthling
30-Dec-10 - 06:46 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'The Wild West Show'. Do you sing it?
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'The Wild West Show'. Do you sing it?
I learned this song back in 50s England as an army cadet and having read this most interesting thread, allow me to add the Ooslum Bird (sic):
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The Oozlum bird?
Yes madam, the Oozlum Bird.
This bird flies round in ever decreasing circles
Eventually disappearing, in a cloud shit and feathers up it's own arsehole.
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Then there's polar bear hunting:
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The hunter digs a hole in the ice
Carefully places a line of dried peas around the edge of the hole
and when the polar bear comes up for a pea
He kicks him in the ice hole.