Mudcat Café message #3054386 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126022   Message #3054386
Posted By: Bobert
15-Dec-10 - 07:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story...
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story...
Hey, Amos... I like that song... I mean, I can hear it in my head...

(Yer a fuckin' stoner, Boberdz... You hear alot of shit in yer head...)

Bite me, anon...

What's this about my "HANDS???"... I mean, they look like stoner hands, 'er what??? Sheet fire??? What next??? Stoner feet and elbows??? What's this world comin' to, anyway???

But yeah, this was an "Alice's Restaurant" kinda story... Okay, the bust wasn't all that much fun... Glad they didn't go thru my old Falcon lookin' for, ahhhhhh, things 'cause there were, ahhhhhh, things in it... Might of fact, I don't unnerstand why they didn't impound my car, too, but they didn't... They just left it there???

But I can almost remember the sight of that Christmas tree going up right there in the living room... Man, those things burn fast when they are dry... I mean, 10 seconds and it was toast... That old house had plaster ceilings that were ten feet tall so all it did was blacken the ceiling (big deal) and smoke up the entire house (much bigger deal since it was a cold January night...

No matter... An hour later everyone was back to stonin' and listening to Bad Company or Outlaws turned way up...

Life is good when it's good...

B~