Mudcat Café message #3053888 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134269   Message #3053888
Posted By: GUEST,guest
15-Dec-10 - 07:18 AM
Thread Name: Translation from Scots req'd
Subject: RE: Translation from Scots req'd
Rob,for the sake of those hanging by their fingernails awaiting
enlightment, I give the translation.

Verily, my dear young lady you are an excellent example of a most desirable female, and to add to your charms you have been endowed with a superb pair of mammary glands. Perhaps, if you were willing, we could get together at dusk some evening for a little horizontal relaxation.
Should you ask what I have been saying to you, I would have to whisper it into your ear.