Mudcat Café message #303914 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14194   Message #303914
Posted By: bbelle
23-Sep-00 - 02:26 PM
Thread Name: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
Subject: RE: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
GET UP! GET UP! You slovenly wench!! Have you no pride? "This is the voice of reason." Look at you, there, cowering in the shadows. You must fight. Fight with all that you have inside you. And that goes for all of you, who have chosen to cower!!!

The "Voice of Reason" goes to each one, individually, giving them her Pepcid AC talk. For that is the secret to power ... Pepcid AC. Eat them like candy (no offense to candy) and you shall draw strength. Strength from the fact that you will no longer have "irritating stomach upset."

And when the "Voice of Reason" has whispered into the ear of each, they arise, filled with the confidence and strength to go on ...

But, unbeknownst to "Voice," there is a Phantom Lurking in the eaves, who has transformed himself into the asp, made famous by Cleopatria. Phantom Lurking slithers up the walls and around the cornices and ruins. Just as Phantom Lurking is about to strike his note of evil ...