Mudcat Café message #303795 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14194   Message #303795
Posted By: Morticia
23-Sep-00 - 10:16 AM
Thread Name: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
Subject: RE: Sgt.Kat and Her Howling Mudcat Commandos
Dear Ma,
well, I said we'd make a break for it and we did, but what an unholy disaster.....Sgt Kat had to be left to behind on account of taking a knock to the head that left her really spooked..( it was kind of hard to tell with her but we guessed when her eyes started going in different directions that she wasn't quite right).Wyo got right into her role,a-compromising of her virtue and then forgot she was supposed to knock him cold and join us......for all I know she's still in there, a-compromising fit to bust.
Susan did a grand job with her sprout surprise....the surprise being it didn't have any sprouts in it.......anyway, those poor sods were wretching and trying to protect their ears from Sophocleese's third rendition of 'The Dentist and the Tadpole'.....so we ran for hell for leather, across the compound and over the wall.....Davinia got a few with a well-aimed morris bell and I did things with gummi bears that I suspect are out-lawed by the Geneva Convention but these are desperate times.
So then, Mbo realises he's forgotten his harp and back he goes....and 'Cleese and I walk straight into a patrol so back we go......think the rest got rounded up too but it's hard to tell in this light.
Looks like your darling little girl ...( me again,mother) might be holed up a little longer than anticipated.Please could you send me a clean pair of jammies, another pack of gummi bears and my second best flame thrower?
Your Loving Daughter
Morticia