Mudcat Café message #299693 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25520   Message #299693
Posted By: katlaughing
18-Sep-00 - 01:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: why Mudcat is slow..almost 300,000 posts
Subject: RE: BS: why Mudcat is slow..almost 300,000 posts
Ring, ring, ring Hey, LeeJ and Spaw, I've got a call coming in now!

"Hello, Mudcat Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed Thread-a-Thon, may I help you? Uh-huh, that's right it is the home of Max and the Elves. Yes, we also have Big Mick who is in charge of Fertility Rites. What!? No! He is not offered for any sized donation. Listen, you just post to the Thread-a-Thon and I'll forget you ever asked that. Yeah, yeah, alright, my collar is not hot. Just a sec, I'll ask.... Hey, LeeJ, Spaw! we got any more of those thong potatoes left for the one-posting gift? I got another Big Mickluver on the the line!"