Mudcat Café message #2810673 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36629   Message #2810673
Posted By: Artful Codger
13-Jan-10 - 02:45 AM
Thread Name: Back of Bus Songs
Subject: RE: Back of Bus Songs
Here's another verse to "Shine Your Buttons with Brasso" ("My father's a lavatory cleaner"):

My sister's an exotic dancer;
"Exotic"'s a term that's quite fit:
If you ask her, for twenty quid extra,
She'll squat on your lap and then...
        Shine your buttons with Brasso...