Mudcat Café message #2810457 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2810457
Posted By: GUEST,Me
12-Jan-10 - 06:58 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
On top of Mt Fuji,
All covered in sand,
I shot poor old Barney
With a rubber band

I shot him with triumph,
I shot him with pride,
I couldn't have missed him,
He's forty foot wide.

I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave,
Some people threw roses,
I threw a grenade,

I opened his coffin,
He wasn't quite dead,
I got a bazooka,
And blew up his head!