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Thread #126145   Message #2799833
Posted By: Joe Offer
31-Dec-09 - 01:53 AM
Thread Name: Apparent Demise: John Roberts
Subject: RE: Apparent Demise: John Roberts
Well now, John, if you had a distinctive name - like Joe Offer, for example, there wouldn't be any confusion about your demise, or lack thereof.
I mean, John Robertses die on Andros Island every day. Have you ever heard of a Joe Offer dying there? But with a generic name like John Roberts, people probably think you're in a witness protection program.

Still, I'm glad you're not demised.