Mudcat Café message #2787212 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #125742   Message #2787212
Posted By: catspaw49
12-Dec-09 - 10:17 PM
Thread Name: The wimpiest song ever? Or is it deep?
Subject: Lyr Add: HONEY (revised by Spaw)
Bobertz keeps bringing up "Honey" everywhere and while I too felt it was the worst thing ever on ANY list, I solved the problem with a simple modification of the lyrics..........Now its not so schmaltzy!

"HONEY".......(revised edition)

See the tree,
How big its grown
And now you're dead
I can't get blown
I've got an itch.
When you were alive
It cost twenty-five
Why did you always charge so much
You fuckin' bitch

Our tree grew large,
It fell on you
Now you're gone,
My balls are blue
I can't get laid.
So now I've started shagging sheep
And sometimes chickens in their sleep
But they want paid.

Oh Honey I miss you
Cause when you were alive
I could at least get a hand job
For a buck fifty-five.

Works better for me now!