Mudcat Café message #2768182 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #102055   Message #2768182
Posted By: GUEST
18-Nov-09 - 12:08 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Play Ground Hand Jives
Subject: RE: Folklore: Play Ground Hand Jives
This has got a great hand jive that goes with it. I don't know how y'all learned it but it has like ten steps to it that repeat.

Miss Suzy had a steam boat
The steam boat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steam boat went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your
Behind the frigerator
There lay a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K dark dark dark dark
The dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV screen
And that is all I know
I know I know my Ma
I know I know my Pa
I know I know my sister
With a forty acre bra
My Ma gave me a nickle
My Pa gave me a dime
My sister gave me her boyfriend
And we are kissing all the time
My Ma took away her nickle
My Pa took away his dime
My sister took away her boyfriend
And gave me Frankenstein
He made me do the dishes
He made me clean the floor
He made me wash his underwear
So I kicked him out the door
I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
Where he learned the hula dance


Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black black black
With silver buttons buttons buttons
All down her back back back
She asked her mother mother mother
For fifteen cents cents cents
To see the elephants elephants elephants
Jump over the fence fence fence
The jumped so high high high
They touched the sky sky sky
And didn't come back...
Till the fourth of July-ly-ly