Mudcat Café message #2665945 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #41824   Message #2665945
Posted By: GUEST,Uly
27-Jun-09 - 12:04 PM
Thread Name: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes
"There are (used to be?) more verses to

My grandmother sells prophylactics,
She punctures the heads with a pin,
And Grampa does bathtub abortions,
My god how the money rolls in!
Rolls in, etc

There were lots more ways to make the money roll in, but I can't remember . . . "

My mother sings

"My father makes book on the horses
My mother makes second-hand gin
My sister makes love with the sailors
My god how the money rolls in!"