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Thread #76352   Message #2537130
Posted By: GUEST,Major Matt Mason
10-Jan-09 - 11:22 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'The Wild West Show'. Do you sing it?
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'The Wild West Show'. Do you sing it
Learned this one from my Da thirty years ago here in the States. He always sang it with a Cockney accent.

And now we have the Oo-Ah Bird!
(Audience: The Oo-Ah Bird! Fan-TASTIC!)
The Oo-Ah Bird lays square eggs with sharp corners, and can be recognized by his distinctive cry... "OOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH!"

Another local variant was the Ki-Ki bird insted of Kerii bird (Ki-ki-ki-RIST, it's cold around here!)

And of course, the tigron, which, similar to the crocagator, is the meanest creature alive, with the head of a tiger at one end and a lion at the other...
(Audience: 'Ow's 'ee defecate?)
What's that?
He don't! That's why he's so mean!